Una Problema

Much to my chagrin, I've miscalculated my seizure total. It stood at at least 1/6 of where it should have. 1700 to 6280. It was due to a problem in my calculations, which I have now done 3x over just to be sure. 2-3 seizures/ day x 30 days in a month x 12 months x 6 years. I'm contiuing to fail upwards, I see. Well, at least I'm setting a record doing it. You see, you gotta remain positive in these things, even if you have to count seizures doing it. You know, according to my sick mind, I'm hoping to set a record in them, and YOU, didn't read that. Just consider the source.