Into The Next Car

(Based on Elvis Presley's "In The Ghetto" and Paul Shanklin's "In A Yugo") As the rain falls/ On a hot and humid afternoon/ A truck's brakes locked up and went kaboom/ Into the next car/ And his mama's sad/ Cause if there's one thing that she don't need/ Its a son who has multiple offensives to heed/ Into the next car./ People, don't you understand/ The boy'll need a helping hand/ Or he'll grow to be an angry adult some day/ Take a look at you and me,/ Are we too mad at him to see,/ Do we simply turn our heads/ And look the other way/ Well as those large tires turn/ And a depressed young man drove that car/ On the way to get gas/ But he did't get far/ Into the next car/ And his anger shows/ So he calls the police just like he should/ And figures out the insurance as he could/ Into the next car/ Then a cop shows up./ Takes all the stories down about what recurred/ Finds the young man innocent about what occurred/ Into the next car/ EXCEPT I  WAS RIDING SHOTGUN!!!